Gay animal 

When a homosexual man dresses up as an animal and has intercourse with real animals.

Jace: I’m a gay animal
🦔: oh no

Gay animal by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009

garanimal

negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."

"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"

garanimal by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

Garanimalaphobia 

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.

She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.

Garanimalaphobia by Vladmun August 21, 2009

garanimalish 

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

garanimalish by groundedsteve October 13, 2011

Garanimals 

an American brand of children's related clothing separates, created by Seymour Lichtenstein in 1972 for Garan Incorporated

Garanimals: You Wore Them Once, Now It's Your Kids' Turn".

Garanimals by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023