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gay twink alex 

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
gay twink alex by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

Gay Twinkles 

The sound that sometimes accompanies a homosexual's action after they do something incredibly gay like. Typically this only applies to male homosexuals.
As the gay man said, "Wow! That top looks fabulous on you!" you could almost hear the gay twinkles.
Gay Twinkles by Michaelvibe February 27, 2010

Thinking Gay 

When you're not thinking straight.
"Why did you just push on the pull door?"
"I don't know what I was doing... I was thinking gay"
Thinking Gay by Doorfingers September 11, 2020

Gay Fuggly Twinky Femboy

A kid named Benny who like big black nigga dick and is so fucking ugly that his mom would rather take dick than feed him. He is a twink who is also a femboy who like jerking it to grown niggas fucking.
Man Jeffrey you a Gay Fuggly Twinky Femboy. You pmo so much

think gay 

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.
I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

Think of Gay! 

A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.
Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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