Gautro

A french bastardization of the term "Go Troll". Somone who doesn't have time for a job, but spends their miserable existence trolling others for attention. They don't have any redeemable qualities, so they thrive on negative attention and other's pain. When they have nothing better to do, they "go troll".

Now that her husband died, all she does is gautro all the people she desparately wants attention from because she doesn't know how to relate to anyone.

Gautro by cool water cup August 5, 2024

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gutrod

an energized man-rod ready to probe the guts of a female.

Dusty wielded the gutrod through the office until the secretary took care of it. She couldn't walk for a week.

gutrod by Bill Mustache October 22, 2011

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Gautro • gastropub • Gastrosexual • gaytron • gastro • Gastrodon • gastronaut • Gastrobating • gastroenteritis • gastroentomologist

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

Gastronomical determinism by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

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Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.

OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!

Gastronomic orgasm by jast86 October 3, 2010