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gastronaut 

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.
He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.
gastronaut by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

gastronaut 

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.
Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.
gastronaut by ARog59 September 25, 2024

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

Grasstronaut 

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!
Grasstronaut by wizdog July 14, 2010