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gastronaut

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.
The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!
by pentozali August 5, 2008
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gastronaut

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.
He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.
by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011
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gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.
Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.
by ARog59 September 25, 2024
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Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
by Skiparay December 17, 2009
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
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Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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Grasstronaut

Dude, I was so high last night.

You were a grasstronaut!
by wizdog July 14, 2010
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