Gastrodon

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"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

Gastrodon by Georgerous February 27, 2016

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Gastrodon

A slug with with a pink west sea form and a blue East Sea form. One of the cutest Pokémon ever to exist

Gastrodon is a water-ground type introduced in generation 4. It evolves from shellos.

Gastrodon by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022

Gastrodon

The zebra pokemon. It uses moves like Thunderbolt and Air Slash. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. East-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up.

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

Gastrodon by gastrobomb July 15, 2011

Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.

The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.

Gastronomical determinism by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008

Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.

OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!

Gastronomic orgasm by jast86 October 3, 2010

Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.

Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.

Gastropolitan by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.

The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn

Gastroporn by ben dyer April 23, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026