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Gastrodon

"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "
Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.
by Georgerous February 27, 2016
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Gastrodon

A slug with with a pink west sea form and a blue East Sea form. One of the cutest Pokémon ever to exist
Gastrodon is a water-ground type introduced in generation 4. It evolves from shellos.
by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022
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Gastrodon

The zebra pokemon. It uses moves like Thunderbolt and Air Slash. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. East-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up.
Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.
by gastrobomb July 15, 2011
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Gastronomical determinism

Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008
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Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.
OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!
by jast86 October 3, 2010
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Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018
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Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.
The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn
by ben dyer April 23, 2006
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