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Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
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gateautious

Adj., describing all things pertaining to or resembling cake. A word of French derivation.
"I fancy that a gateautious orgy is in order."
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"
gateautious by thescreamingdwarf January 6, 2008
1.To be extremely ghetto

2. When something is extremely ghetto
Girl: Did you see shaniqua, going on all gassed about her new weave
Girl 2: I know right?! And it looks so gateau as well
Gateau by lwb07mb March 24, 2011

Chocolate Gateau 

The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.
My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.
Chocolate Gateau by PandaPower June 23, 2010

chocolate strawberry gateux 

Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose
done the bitch a gateux, she treat me good now

gateaulier 

A better word for a cake caddy
You better put that cake in a gateaulier if you want to leftovers to be fresh and moist
gateaulier by ladislav77 June 11, 2021
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