Thrumb

To casually excite a lady or gentleman through a garment with your thumb or thumbs

John, why do you always thrumb yourself at your desk?

John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge

by ladislav77 October 02, 2019

Clotch

A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020

Dick tooth

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.

Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.

by ladislav77 March 09, 2022

Clotch

A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials

Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020

Golden Button

Noun: More office appropriate term for a person's asshole

"Gloria bleached her golden button and her boyfriend couldn't have been happier."

"Hey Mike stop being such a golden button"

by ladislav77 June 02, 2017

crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 08, 2020

gateaulier

A better word for a cake caddy

You better put that cake in a gateaulier if you want to leftovers to be fresh and moist

by ladislav77 June 11, 2021