crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 08, 2020

Dick tooth

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.

Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.

by ladislav77 March 09, 2022

Trumplesome

Something that is only troublesome because Trump is involved

John was a lifelong republican but he a had a trumplesome time casting his vote in 2020

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020

Thrumb

To casually excite a lady or gentleman through a garment with your thumb or thumbs

John, why do you always thrumb yourself at your desk?

John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge

by ladislav77 October 02, 2019

Clotch

A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials

Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020

Clotch

A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 09, 2020

Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach

Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session

by ladislav77 July 28, 2017