8 definitions by ladislav77

1
To casually excite a lady or gentleman through a garment with your thumb or thumbs
John, why do you always thrumb yourself at your desk?

John walked into the kitchen and to his delight Randall was thrumbing Geraldine by the fridge
by ladislav77 October 02, 2019
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A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials
Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 09, 2020
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A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials
Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 09, 2020
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Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 08, 2020
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Noun: More office appropriate term for a person's asshole
"Gloria bleached her golden button and her boyfriend couldn't have been happier."

"Hey Mike stop being such a golden button"
by ladislav77 June 02, 2017
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A better word for a cake caddy
You better put that cake in a gateaulier if you want to leftovers to be fresh and moist
by ladislav77 June 11, 2021
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The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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