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Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018
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gangstipated

A person that talks a lot of trash but doesn't like to fight...
"He don't want to fight.. He's all gangstipated"
by Scottglick September 11, 2013
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gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.
by whiteboybum December 18, 2008
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Gastimate

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
by LanScript September 25, 2009
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Astipated

Someone so stupid, they can barely function in life.
Jake was being extremely astipated when he asked Samantha out.
by CandyGrl January 1, 2015
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Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.
"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."
by madcopy April 7, 2015
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Nastipated

Extreme gross, as if the grossness was baked in.
That pile of moldy dishes is nastipated.
by Pothica December 19, 2016
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