Astipated

Someone so stupid, they can barely function in life.

Jake was being extremely astipated when he asked Samantha out.

by CandyGrl January 1, 2015

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.

Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

by tonitewedineinhell April 9, 2008

Neuron Activated

Monkey see Monkey do. When one monkey gets an idea after seeing a triggering action. The meme comes from the game ancestors and is used to display a monkey image looking at a sexual or funny image with the term as the caption.

*Monkey sees thicc woman*
NEURON ACTIVATED

by NollyPolly March 15, 2021

Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...

Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....

by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008

You just activated my trap card.

A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.

*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.

by seanbond5 June 1, 2012

beast mode activated

1. being in a state of beastliness and or amazingness.
2. a sexual orientation
better than straight but farthest away from gay

Hitting a full court shot in basketball or fucking 10 girls at once in being in the state of beast mode activated

by BBORCH April 1, 2009