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To Gasson; The act of playing a pool (or snooker) shot without due care and attention, with the hope that you may glean a reward from said action. Generally unsuccessful, but the success rate is higher than you would imagine possible.
He totally Gassoned the black in off 5 cushions!
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Verb transitive : To Gasson (it).

To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.
"What's he doing? he hasn't left himself any shot on the black!"

"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"

"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"
Gasson by Pea Dough October 13, 2011
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Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!
Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020
To boost someone's ego, or make something seem more hype than it actually is/was.
You're gassing him up too much. Stop gassing them up they already full of themselves.
Gassing by gasmia July 18, 2017

Gaston Trailer Park 

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.
Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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