To Gasson; The act of playing a pool (or snooker) shot without due care and attention, with the hope that you may glean a reward from said action. Generally unsuccessful, but the success rate is higher than you would imagine possible.
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To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.
To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.
"What's he doing? he hasn't left himself any shot on the black!"
"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"
"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"
"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"
"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"
by Pea Dough October 13, 2011
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1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
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The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
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