Gassan

The coolest guy on the whole fucking universe. He is so awesome that Chuck Norris makes Gassan jokes. His swag levels are over 9000! He's pretty much a big deal where ever you go, even if its not on Earth. He has some haters, but they have nothing on him. He makes the Hulk look like a fucking pussy.

Man that guy is so awesome. His name must be Gassan!

by GasmonH August 20, 2012

Gassan

1337 fagz0r who sux0rz the buttz0rz

"I am gassan...haha"

by Advil April 4, 2004

gassan

1. To be extremley perverted.
2. To disregard females.

Matt is being such a gassan today.

by George Gorringe May 4, 2005

Gassan

A common Arabian name Often for babies who grow up to be Fat.

"Man that dude is Fat"
"He's probably named Gassan"

by SlurpyFish April 7, 2021