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Gossage = Gossip

idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others
"Did you hear the gossage about Chuck and Larry??? I swear there's something going on!!"

"What's the gossage????"

"Any new gossage???"
gossage by STNutters February 10, 2008
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Grassage 

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.
I gave her boobs a bit of grassage
Grassage by Picklington November 8, 2017

Gaswagen 

A smart Soviet invention, a truck with inbuilt gas chamber, also called душегубка (dushegubka), is a perfect way of killing medium ammount of people without wasting any resources except diesel or petrol, the NKVD used it to smite prisoners with the disturbing power of CO.The Third Reich saw the potential of this when the Schutzstaffel shown their leader, Himmler, how jews get executed with lead, but he found it disgusting and puked his guts out. This led to testing of alternative execution methods, wich resulted in making their own models of dushegubkas, calling them simply ''Gaswagen'', meaning gas vehicle, wich was later used to execute various unwanted people, but mainly mental asylum patients, and of course, Juden.
NKVD Officer: The disidents are in the back, the door is sealed, everything is prepared. Drive around the main route and then turn left to the body disposal site. When you arrive there, the work will be already done. Report to the operators located at the main gate and await further instructions.

Schutzstaffel Officer: The patients are inside, our men will lead them out in shackles after a moment. You will then load them in to the Gaswagen and carefully lock the door, any escape attempts are unacceptabe. Then you will start the engine and deliver them to the crematorium, the work will be already done when you arrive there. Sieg Heil!
Gaswagen by Totenkopf ßänß April 25, 2019

Grassage 

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.
fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "
Grassage by orio92 May 3, 2010
a guy giving a guy a massage
or a girl giving a girl a massage
"Dude, i was walking in the park with Steph and we totally saw these guys giving eachother gaysages."
GAYSAGE by ChelseaHACKINmarie March 22, 2009
gussage is the name of a stand-up guy and a guy you can trust.
aww, hes such a gussage :)
gussage by Oonice2244 July 8, 2007
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Me: Poggers!
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