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Gussage is another word for "hi" in norwegian, its used when your saying hi to a old friends of yours.
Gussage! Long time, no see!
gussage by Slakte July 8, 2007
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Someone who can't get his penis up.
Rofl look at that gussage, he cant get a boner
gussage by Slayercool66 December 14, 2006
Gossage = Gossip

idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others
"Did you hear the gossage about Chuck and Larry??? I swear there's something going on!!"

"What's the gossage????"

"Any new gossage???"
gossage by STNutters February 10, 2008

Text Guessage 

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
Text Guessage by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage
This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!
Gassage by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

gussamè 

She got the gussamè goin' on!
gussamè by ixst2jam April 3, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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