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Gashtion 

Gashtion is very swaggy.
That frog gives me Gashtion vibes.
Gashtion by MossyManiac November 23, 2021
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Gashionista 

Noun Informal

1. A devoted follower of a particular woman.
Person A: “You heard about Joe?”
Person B: “No?”
Person A: “He’s not coming out tonight now, he’s staying in with his Mrs”
Person B: “What a cunty little gashionista”
Gashionista by Jimauld July 5, 2018
gashion, simply... Gay fashion
Tank tops, fashion that is then forth worn by gay people? tahts about as good as it gets gashion
gashion by Alexander Johansen July 3, 2006
Gashting - Dirty, underage, trouts! - girls.
urgh! there is bare gashting at this party.
gashting by fghghgh September 29, 2010

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).
matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
gashtronomical by Olly J October 2, 2006

Gashtoonkanad

To have a large night(or day for that matter)and end up at the end rather fucked up and in a bad way.See PEAR SHAPED.
"After Oktoberfest I'm gonna be bloody well GASHTOONKANAD!"Phil said to his pals as he looked out the window of the van driving through the swiss alps.Suddenly he added "FUCKN YEEEEAAA!!!!!"
Gashtoonkanad by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006
It's fashion for you gash (vagina,axe wound,faj ETC.)
Pieceings that are made for you gash (vagina,axe wound,faj ETC.)this would be gashion
gashion by G-unshit April 1, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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