Person A: “You heard about Joe?”
Person B: “No?”
Person A: “He’s not coming out tonight now, he’s staying in with his Mrs”
Person B: “What a cunty little gashionista”
adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).
matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
To have a large night(or day for that matter)and end up at the end rather fucked up and in a bad way.See PEAR SHAPED.
"After Oktoberfest I'm gonna be bloody well GASHTOONKANAD!"Philsaid to his pals as he looked out the window of the van driving through the swiss alps.Suddenly he added "FUCKN YEEEEAAA!!!!!"