adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).
matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"
by Olly J October 2, 2006
Get the gashtronomical mug.Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008
Get the Gastronomical determinism mug.Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.
The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 25, 2009
Get the Gastronomical mug.A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo October 20, 2007
Get the gastronomically hung over mug.The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"
person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
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by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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