Gashpoint

An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.

"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"

"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."

"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."

by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008

Gashpoint

A situation arising when one's female consort has control over one's actions through the usually underfulfilled incentive of fuckual relations. Usually occurs when one does not consider oneself worthy of one's gash. A mix of the words 'gash', meaning vagina, and 'gunpoint', suggesting an action to be absolutely obligatory.

Yeah... man, Lucy's got Dave at gashpoint these days.

by Gashatron May 22, 2011

Lashpoint

A term used when a cashpoint is needed urgently to pay for alcohol.

Barry: "Yo! We needs the beers"
Gav: "Aw, man, I need to hit up the lashpoint first."

by JuPitEer February 17, 2009

gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class

i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...

by drunk_ November 18, 2010

Gash point

A subtle change to the phrase cash point.

A nightclub, pub, whore house, anywhere you expect to have more than it's fair share of fanny.

Any place knee deep in clunge.

"We need to go to the nearest gash point"

"I need a gash point now !"

" I need to go to the gash point.." "Why ?" " I need to get some gash"

by nicegirlsee April 20, 2012

cashpointing

Cashpoint= ATM = Arse to Mouth

josh wasn't happy unless the fun envovled a trip to the bank for a spot of cashpointing,

by co-operative bank May 2, 2006

cashpoint

ATM.

In the United Kingdom, the trademark name of Llodyds TSB's ATMs is "cashpoint", and this can be attributed to the term being in danger of becoming a generalised trademark here.

Yo Jevon I'm just goin' the cashpoint to make a bit o' music, ayee.

by Kahyl January 31, 2007