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cashpoint cripple 

An able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a ATM ( called a 'Cashpoint' in Britian )
I was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some Cashpoint Cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me....
cashpoint cripple by WCMCM April 25, 2008

scouse cashpoint 

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

cash point cripple 

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser
cash point cripple by janeizgood March 13, 2008

Lashpoint 

A term used when a cashpoint is needed urgently to pay for alcohol.
Barry: "Yo! We needs the beers"
Gav: "Aw, man, I need to hit up the lashpoint first."
Lashpoint by JuPitEer February 17, 2009
Look at Matty, he is such a cashpot, he's ordered two main courses!
cashpot by cubestation November 13, 2006

cashpointing 

Cashpoint= ATM = Arse to Mouth
josh wasn't happy unless the fun envovled a trip to the bank for a spot of cashpointing,
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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