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A Gas Off is an impromptu competition in which two parties, through a series of increasingly meta attacks on one another's sense of reality and continuity, attempt to out-gaslight one another.

The competition is over once someone safewords or admits defeat. Do not continue gaslighting after the competition is over, you will damage your friends and your friendships.
(I don't have the energy to submit an example of Gas Off, I'm sorry.)
Gas Off by Vodik_VDK December 9, 2022
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topping off gas tanks 

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.
Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

off the gas

Smoking or being high on gas (weed). Usually synonymous with being high as shit.
When I'm off the gas I can see things
off the gas by robertdav June 1, 2018

get off the gas 

Another way to say "no way" or "quit playin"
Person 1: Hey I just won $100 on a lottery ticket!

Person 2: Get off the gas.
get off the gas by Rebekah P January 10, 2008

Get Off The Gas 

To refrain from saying, doing, suggesting, thinking of doing, or acting as if at some some point in time you would do, something retarded or just plain illogical.
I think I'ma go check out the new boys like girls cd""get off the gas...
Get Off The Gas by nickbaney August 5, 2010

get off the gas 

term used to say "stop talking" or "be quite"

or maybe even to say what you are saying is really stupid so you should just stop talking
person: man i just got laid last night

person 2: dude "get off the gas" you know nobody wants you
get off the gas by poetic_nature October 12, 2009

get off the gas bro 

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser
david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."
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