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mondo gazungas
mondo gazungas by HusainDaKilla May 24, 2016
grungas
grungas by Dr Bunnygirl March 1, 2018
gahungus
gahungus by Ringo Slack October 20, 2006
Gunga Galunga
Originally a Tibetan expression of peaceful dismay used after making an errant golfshot.
Sometimes pronounced Gunga Lagunga.
Sometimes pronounced Gunga Lagunga.
So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
Gunga Galunga by yGumby January 11, 2009
Grunge pump
When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.
Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.
She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.
Grunge pump by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017
grimey grunge
A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.
grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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