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Garretted 

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Garretted by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Garrette 

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.
Garrette by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

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Garrettson

The best guy in town. He is loved by all and you don't want to get on his bad side. The name of your closest friend. Has many friends and is the hottest guy in school/town. He is the most attractive man on planet earth.
See that hot guy there , he is totally a Garrettson

Garrettsville 

Town with one stop light. Everyone knows EVERYONE. Annoying ass kids who think juuling is cool. Nothing ever happens, except summer fest where a bunch of hooligan children go on pukefest rides, and hook up.
Garrettsville by Bob squirt March 12, 2019

Garrette 

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.
"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"
Garrette by Lil..Faggot June 10, 2020