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A person that may be weird/chill/outgoing on the outside But is one of the most caring and loving people you will meet, also they may know a absurd amount of random facts about a lot of different topics. But of course they can read you like a book because psychology is their name.
There goes gariese
Gariese by Gariese November 23, 2021

Grieser Guarantee 

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."

Griese-Brees 

After eating Taco Bell said couple gets in doggy position. The girl sharts griese lubricant before he enters.
Kat bent over and farted on Tony's weiner. Tony said "thanks for that griese-brees"
Griese-Brees by Mr. Rogers12345 December 20, 2010
1. got any garies la?
2. can u get gary?
garies by bleach42 November 14, 2007
Also known as a chode

1. Pale and chunkyy

2. A Black Ginger

3. A boy who likes to eat other boys flatulence

4. A boy with a very tiny penis
SON - "Mommy will I grow up and have a Gareeser?"
MOM - " Hopefully not Jimmy"
Gareeser by dustgot June 10, 2009
adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.
I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.
Griese by JH March 12, 2003