JH's definitions

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 12, 2003

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

Ounk

A foreign slang for "Hottie". Mostly used by strange man when complimenting SPECIAL girls. This word is directed to people who have short hair and the cutest smile.

Marcie is an Ounk. She is the greatest.

by JH May 28, 2003

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 12, 2003

doik

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

by jh January 13, 2004

Jorge B. Aguilar

JORGE
A super sexy hot man. Wonderful... He is like a GOD!!!

Jorge Aguilar makes my pussy sooooo wet!

by JH March 7, 2005

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by jh January 3, 2004