gargo

gargo means "guaranteed" or "of course"

hey, can you get me a beer?

- Gargo!

by gargago September 30, 2014

gargo

A seedy specimen with a taste for midget porn and veggie burgers.

Too rare in nature to provide.

by Troy Howarth November 25, 2003

gargo

To ingest significant amounts of semen via a funnel and/or bukakke.

I can't believe my luck that I was able to entice all those strange men to my house so I could practice a little gargo.

by Henry Fool November 24, 2003

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

GARGON

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Garbogaldygook

Extreme gobbledygook; unfathomable nonsense.

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"

by Cheekli March 19, 2019