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Garfeldi
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
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Garfled • Gaffled • Garfeldi • Garbled • garbledick • Garbledina! • garbledooble • garbledygook • garfed up • garfeld
Garfeldi
Definition A)
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Definiton B)
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A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield
Definiton B)
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Gaffled
Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.
That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.
Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.
That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.
Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.
Gaffled by Nom de plume October 27, 2004
Assgas gargledier
Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019
gargled
Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
gargled by Derrick Diggler June 29, 2008
Garfleck
Garfleck by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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