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Na Gardaí Síochána (Guardians of Peace in Irish), Irish police force. Country boys who didn't get enough points in the Leaving Certificate Examinations for a decent job, or who actually wanted to be police but quickly became disillusioned with the corruption, inefficiency, and laziness that pervades the force.
Generally anglicized in common speech as "the guards"
Had the gardaí breakin in the door last night, took all my smoke...scumbags

Fuck the gardaí
Gardaí by TheShkyboy January 2, 2014
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A Flemish boy band that was popular in the early 1970's. They made hard-core heavy metal, and was composed of four boys: Enda Kenny, Peter Sutcliffe, Gerry Adams, and Stephen Rochford.
Lad 1: Did you hear that the Gardaí are visiting on their "Living Wages" tour?

Lad 2: Awesome!
Gardaí by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.
"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"
Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

luke gardiner 

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner
luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Garda Sicíní

The literal meaning of this Irish term is "Guardians of the Chicks" (or "chickens") and is used in Ireland to refer to the national police force Garda Síochána na hÉireann or the "Guardians of the Peace of Ireland". The term is somewhat pejorative and is used disparagingly if jokingly.
When we had the bomb scare the Garda Sicíní was everywhere standing around uselessly talking about Sunday's match at Croke Park.

Allison Gardiner 

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes
Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
Allison Gardiner by 2023:) May 12, 2021
Disposition to solitude; a feeling of depression resulting from being alone.
"Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? Ah yes. Gardak!"
Gardak! by Artie Kpipe March 29, 2010