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Marcy Garcia'd 

When you swindle someone out of something that is not yours.
"I just marcy garcia'd that ice cream sandwich"
"You just Marcy Garcia'd that jawbone jambox"
Marcy Garcia'd by honey_badger July 15, 2011

julie garcia deal 

a snake, swears shes a drake fan, bang wagon and has to get a kid with curly hair an ovo sweater
david and julie made a bet and she losed, there fore having to follow the "julie garcia deal"

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas 

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.
Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

Daniella García 

True definition of beauty
Selfless, loving, with an expanse vocabulary girl who gives the best her whole saint self possess.

Facts: drinks a lot of water, meaning that she NEEDS to go to the bathroom. but teachers let her go? no😀

She should be studying now, but sadly she doesn’t know how to her homework because teachers SUCK, should she be worried that someone in school finds this and calls me to the directors office? yes🤠 should i have written all of this in spanish? idk🤓 some teachers i considered gringasos are más peruanos q la papa and im scared😳
piss and poop🤭☕️✌🏽
Daniella García is really hungry!

Daniella García is really tired!

David J. Garcia 

A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.
A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.

Dirty Garcia

When a person masterbates while another sucks on their toes.
Last night Tom gave me a dirty garcia.
Dirty Garcia by DANGER jay September 16, 2005