A slang term in California for a gigantic penis, so called because most people know that the typical man of Mexican descent has a penis of above average proportions.
My boyfriend was a true garcia. I could barely fit his dong inside me, but I got good at giving hand jobs.
by ramongarcia August 20, 2009
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a very common name for brasilians and other type of people that only mexican
That brasilan guy last name is garcia or that american guy last name is garcia
by niceguy101 July 8, 2011
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A really beaner guy who probably likes tapatio on everything he eats and has too many kids to fit in one car but does so anyways
I saw garcia at the grocery store yesterday, he had all 13 of his kids following him through the isles.
by littlelouie97 February 20, 2015
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Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.
Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"
by potats May 28, 2022
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When you finger her butthole and suck your finger afterwards
I like this bitch so much i just might give her The Garcia
by French Khalifa November 12, 2018
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Garcia are hard worker, there like ten Garcia work at my job...
They just fire one Garcia now they just hired a new one,.don't.we have like ten Garcia...
by bean bag July 8, 2015
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Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).
by inlovewithajcook December 18, 2020
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