Garcho

A name for any random thing, such as a pencil, laptop, paper, book, ect.

Man 1: Hey, can you please hand me that garcho?

Man 2: What, the paper?

Man 1: Yeah. Thanks!

by Deanna! May 6, 2009

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

Gacho-bad

Used in Spanglish (sometimes referred to as Pocho) this South Texas colloquial phrase describes a situation, person or group that is exceedingly difficult to deal with. Also, however not as often, the phrase can be used to describe something that looks cool or tough.

1) Dude, remember when you crashed your new truck into your house and ended up in the living room. Man that was gacho-bad.

2) Wow! That tatoo is gacho-bad!

by El Venado Catrin January 5, 2011

garconanokin

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Garthok

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.

by El Cesar July 13, 2009