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burnt garbonzo bean 

referring to someone looking old and ugly
burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

Gabongos 

Good God, that Molly sure has a fine set of gabongos on her, Lordy
Gabongos by Charbasaurus July 17, 2010

Garbonzobeaned 

To be fucked up, or fucked or something that is fucked
Yo I was so garbonzobeaned last night I could hear the color blue

Yo that bike is garbonzobeaned it looks like it just got ran over by a train

garbonzo 

Noun.

Garbage, trash, rubbish, useless, bullshit.
This is complete garbonzo!

Toss it right in the garbonzo!
garbonzo by CQX118118 February 7, 2023

blazing garbonzo 

To rub the penis in a bag of dorritos "sweet chili heat" chips before sticking it in the female's nose
"baby, baby, baby... just let me run to the 7-11, then we can do a BLAZING garbonzo"

"this one girl was lippin' out all night so I decided to give'r the ol' blazing garbonzo"
blazing garbonzo by Gordon A. Schumway September 30, 2009

garbonzo 

to insert the penis into the partner's nose
i garbonzo'd her
garbonzo by me February 18, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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