Galgame 

A type of Japanese video game centered on interactions with attractive girls.

Many otaku in Japan love playing galgame at home.

Galgame by egoistian July 2, 2016

Gilgamesh

world's greatest dick

tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU

Gilgamesh by a random simp March 26, 2020

Friend of Gilgamesh 

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Gargamelian 

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

Gargamelian by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargamel 

Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?

Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.

Gargamel by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Lazy Gargamel 

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.

Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!

Lazy Gargamel by Psycheitout February 2, 2009

Wings of Gilgamesh 

The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.

"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"

Wings of Gilgamesh by MeowingDog January 22, 2019