Gargamelism 

Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.

The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.

Gargamelism by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019

Gargamelian 

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

Gargamelian by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargamels 

Shitty or weak.

"That shit is gargamels, son!"

Gargamels by ready2ruck March 10, 2003

Gargamelian 

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective

Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.

This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamelian in it's glory. It's the only word I can think of to describe it.

Gargamelian by __will June 24, 2009

Bumping Gargamels 

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

Bumping Gargamels by spbbg May 14, 2011

Gargamelosexual 

Someone whose attracted to our lord Gargamel the holy.

me: Im Gargamelosexual and i fucked our lord.
him: Me too.

Gargamelosexual by gargamelthelord November 10, 2019