Gargamelism

Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.

The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.

by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019

Gargamelian

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.

Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.

by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargamels

Shitty or weak.

"That shit is gargamels, son!"

by ready2ruck March 10, 2003

Gargamelian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective

Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.

This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamelian in it's glory. It's the only word I can think of to describe it.

by __will June 24, 2009

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

Gargamelosexual

Someone whose attracted to our lord Gargamel the holy.

me: Im Gargamelosexual and i fucked our lord.
him: Me too.

by gargamelthelord November 10, 2019