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gorification 

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.
signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication
gorification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

Gaytrification 

Adjective: The process by which a neighborhood goes from undesirable to cool due to the influx and residence of an increased gay population
This area was horrible until gaytrification, now I can't afford a place here at all.
Gaytrification by hairball29 April 15, 2011

gayoriffic 

When something goes above and beyond being just gay
Taylor: "Did you go to the footbal game last night?"
Alex: "No, everytime i go i see guys smacking each others asses, its totally gayoriffic."
Alex: "No offense Nate"
gayoriffic by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

glorific 

Glorific is a combination of glorified and terrific. If something is glorific it is glorified and terrific in all its glory.
I heard that this restaurant in town had some really awesome pizza. I went there the other day, and let me tell you, it was glorific!
glorific by St.Stark December 20, 2008

garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.
Our plan has been run through the garification process.
garification by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017

self glorification 

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.
Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"