Gagert

its a penis with a green or purple pimple on or near the glands

"dude my glands has a gagert on it "

by SXEPFY October 28, 2014

koljaks

The mix spelling for jakol ,meaning to masturbate. Used mainly in social media in the Philippines for friends to use in the comment section as slang not to upset family members

Person 1:bro you must get alot of girls with your good looks
Person 2: nah bro I just koljaks at home

by SXEPFY July 10, 2018