Gaertner 

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.

Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!

Gaertner by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle January 31, 2017

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.

You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"

amymarie gaertner by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

Hot Gartner 

After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.

I met this freaky bitch at a bar and Hot Gartnered the living shit out of her.

Hot Gartner by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010

Wolfgang Gartner 

DJ & complextro producer from California. Has a very interesting personality & is very friendly person.

Wolfgang Gartner is gonna be at a concert in Arizona soon.

Wolfgang Gartner by Matyu Sniper April 19, 2021

Soyer Gartner 

A worthless jewish person who only cares about money. He's fond in the game of Minecraft, and enjoy's dating provinces and states.

Nick: Hey soyer, what's up?
Soyer Gartner: I'm playing minecraft while texting Manitoba.

Soyer Gartner by iLuvPokaa July 25, 2012

gartner 

goofball, continuer of the name 'fauna' worry wart and enjoys very much the saying 'excellent'

look at that gartner over there worrying about if she's feminine enough

gartner by Jill heath August 21, 2006

Gartner 

Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.

Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.

Person 2: No it can't be.

1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.

*Jimmy turns around*

2: No that's Gartner!!

*Both run away*

Gartner by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019