Gackanese

The language you start to speak when you are sleep deprived from being too high and up too long on meth.

That fool been up so long on meth that i couldn't understand a word he was saying cause he was speaking gackanese.

Gackanese by DarlingNiki18 June 6, 2023

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

gookanese 

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Gacktese 

Gackt, the oh-so-lovely jrock singer, tends to be bad at english. Well, mainly cos he's japanese. When he sings in english it sounds so bad it has been known as Gacktese nowadays. (but he's not ALWAYS that bad, though)

Gacktese:
The eebneeng rites, kararing da nights buezee abanooz
Dohn za street bweens blat memreez uv you (from Decemer love song)

Translation:
The evenings lights, coloring the nights busy avenues
Down the street brings back memories of you.

See what I mean...? (btw, Sverige kick ass!!) XD

Gacktese by Beatorisu October 29, 2005

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

gayanese  

when you talk like your gay and your japanese

man that guy spoke gayanese

gayanese by f;dFH;weufhudsfh;wuoefh;udshf; January 20, 2009

Jackanese 

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

Jackanese by _Murray_ November 9, 2012