Jackanese

After consuming multiple shots of Jack, you being speaking a language that is unintelligible, aka Jackanese.

He was so trashed on JD, I couldn't understand a word he said. Dude was speaking Jackanese.

by _Murray_ November 9, 2012

Jackanese

The language Jack speaks when he has no idea what to say.

Jack is speaking Jackanese again. whats he saying??

JACK- 'aba pup? gala dum! baba dalmaUMPA'

by rachspeech May 9, 2013

Jackanese

When a friend sends you a voice text message and forgets to proof read it before she hits send. However, you can interpret exactly what she’s saying 95% of the time. The rest of the time you just think, huh?

What was that text, did she just speak Jackanese?

by Jackanese September 24, 2022

Jackanese

When a friend sends you a voice text message and forgets to proof read it before she hits send. However, you can interpret exactly what she’s saying 95% of the time. The rest of the time you just think, huh?

What was that text, did she just speak Jackanese?

by Jackanese September 24, 2022

japanese house arrest

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

by ehuzzie October 25, 2018