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Gabening 

When Lord Gaben decides to bless us with his mighty sales box while actually f****ng our wallets in the ass.
Oh its almost Christmas, time for the Gabening
Gabening by Gabmeister3000 January 5, 2017
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Gabeling 

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so
I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in
Gabeling by Halafire September 15, 2021
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Kicking your only soccer goal when your mom ain't lookin
Jeff was gabeing last week, much to the shock of everyone
gabeing by Auggie July 26, 2004

GAGENING 

When someone who is socially awkward doesn't know what to say when being spoken to or being asked simple questions, they decide to stay completely silent the entire time (aka “gagening”). Usually occurs in group meeting, business calls, and friendly gatherings.
Person 1: Hey man, how much is that cup of coffee?
Person 2: “gagening”
Person 1: uh...hello?
GAGENING by L Nryh Qdmhnlh July 24, 2019
Standing around bullshitting with people who are trying to get work done.
Would you quit gabeing please I am trying to get my 15 calls done.
gabeing by Austeeeezy09 April 13, 2021
bob gabed so much saying "yeah!" that he was soon beaten to death because of it
gabeing by some asian kid September 20, 2004
to claim your "innet dohn werk"
gabe gabed so much during class we had to make fun of him
gabeing by some asian kid September 20, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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