Gabed

When one makes a statement as if it were fact. The fact however has no basis in reality. It is a complete fabrication made up on the spot.

"It's going to snow 4 feet today"

"Gabe it's July and we are in Arizona, did I just get Gabed?"

by Armourism January 14, 2019

Gabed

To get screwed by a coworker.

“Paulie, you just got Gabed!”

by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018

Gabed

Unceremoniously ousted from a group, based purely and bluntly on ability rather than personality, after having been made to feel welcome over a protracted period of time.

Aw man... if he fucks up again, he gonna get Gabed!

by zmm February 10, 2017

Gabed

Having an acquaintance that likes to bore you with the same stories day after day, but walks away when you start speaking.

Wow, I just listened to his story about his hometown for the tenth time and when I tried to tell him something he Gabed me!

by Punxy March 14, 2011

gabed

Being late on a release date. also known as pissing people off.

"OMFG TF2 has been gabed!!1one1"

by Teh L33T HaX0r February 26, 2005

Gabed

When the dealer in poker adds to the community cards (flop, turn, or river) BEFORE all active players have played their hand for the current round of betting.

The term is a verb and is generally used when the above mistake causes a player who would have most likely won the hand, to lose.

I had pocket Aces against pocket sevens. Pocket sevens min-raised me. I was going to put him all in and the dealer Gabed me. Turns out the flop gave my opponent a set, he called my all in, and cracked my aces.

by OG1 October 26, 2010

Gabed

When lord gaben slams you with the ban hammer.

He just got gabed for using those csgo wall hacks

by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018