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1. (d'ōhn) don't; doesn't: To be used in situations where something doesn't matter.

2. A movement for those who want to live a worry free lifestyle and rid themselves of unnecessary stress. Realizing that it dohn is said to be the most life-changing and freeing moment of one's life. (The Movement of Dohn)

First known use of "dohn" was in early 2010.
dohn matter

Q: Do you think you failed your exam?
A: Yeah, but it dohn.

antonyms: doh
dohn by cuzmore December 20, 2010
Words you can keep
to have sex, fuck, screw, bang, did, etc.
1. i love to dohn
2. i got dohned last night
3. he/she dohned me
4. etc
dohn by youwishyouwerethiscool December 25, 2005
Related Words

Dohn Joe Disease 

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
Dohn Joe Disease by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021

Dohnovan 

Dohnovan is the manliest man alive. His reverse thrusting is faster than his Poppy Build, and can make any girl scream "ARRRGGGGHH MEEEENNNN."
"Dohnovan stop you're going to make me scr- ARGGGHHHHH MENNNNNNNNN!"
Dohnovan by HEUEHUEHUEHUEHE December 30, 2013
slang a type of flower.
many people like to sculpt them
This dohng smells so sweet!
Yeah, I'm going to get some for my girlfriend!
dohng by Ty E November 30, 2006
Homer's Favorite Snack
Mmmmm... *gets hit in the head by some random flying object before he could eat a doughnut* DOHnuts!
Dohnut by indigo64b March 23, 2011
When someone suddenly realizes he/she has been so completely pwned by another that the only thing left to say is "DOH!"
Man, that babe totally DOHned you when she said she'd been looking for a lobotomy scar on your forehead until you spoke and she realized the operation was probably performed by a proctologist. You shoulda just said DOH!!
DOHned by recursiveprophet March 19, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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