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GRRONKEY

rare animal from unknown origin.Half donkey(ass), half giraffe. 6'8" with big ass feet, red hair....Eats trees due to extreme height.often flicks nipples and braying obseneties due to terrets syndrome, which is inherant in the donkey Gene.
Girrafe mates with donkeys in wildlife. Grronkey's have red hair.
by bendoverbetty07 September 24, 2007
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Gronkeydonkey

"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
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gironkey

A term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. Half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.
I hooked up with a gironkey last night and she had more legs than a bucket of chicken.
by Davidson Wood February 3, 2008
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Gironkey

A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.
Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....
by JaspahCrazyy September 29, 2008
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Gironkeyphant

A Gironkeyphant is a mut mammal. Including a Giraffe, a Monkey, and an Elephant this mammal is found in Africa.

Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.

The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
This is a cool fossil museum but I wish there was a fossil of a Gironkeyphant
by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
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Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )
Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.
by Gadget King January 19, 2011
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gronkey

a mixture of a gorilla and a donkey. or also known as a man whore, or a thing that belongs in a zoo. it's ugly, and it's a sad thing to look at. a.k.a, a second medusa.
Hey look, it's a gronkey!
by ERFIDOR April 21, 2011
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