Gironkey

A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.

Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....

by JaspahCrazyy August 04, 2008

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 18, 2011

gironkey

A term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. Half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.

I hooked up with a gironkey last night and she had more legs than a bucket of chicken.

by Davidson Wood February 03, 2008