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Gronkeydonkey
The successor to watermelon.
"gross farts, watermelon, Gronkeydonkey, Stinkystonky"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
"hey bro dude dude bro dude dude" "Gronkeydonkey"
Gronkeydonkey by Dinfindandong February 27, 2022
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gronkey • Gronkeydonkey • Gronked • gironkey • gronky • Grookey • goonkey • Gronker • gonkey • Gironkeyphant
Grookey
A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019
Gronked
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Gronked
By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
Gronked by TrippySteak June 23, 2021
gironkey
A term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. Half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.
gironkey by Davidson Wood February 3, 2008
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