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1. A retard, or Jonathan.

2. A faget that run his hands through his hair.
3. Runny oilly stuff.
4. Found in the Vajina
5. He likes to smell pussys
Wow look at that greese MASTER running his hands in his hair.
To take your pot with you to the throne so when you cough it helps you poop
To grees the pipes
I took my bong with me when I went to greese the pipes
Greese by anonymous February 8, 2022

greese trucks  

A group of food truck vendors located on the College Avenue campus of Rutgers University at New Brunswick, New Jersey. They are known for serving "Fat Sandwiches", a sub roll containing an ensemble of ingredients such as steak, cheese, chicken fingers, French fries, mozzarella sticks, gyro meat, bacon, jalapeño peppers, and more.
greese trucks ar great for drunk munchies
greese trucks by kmswbinj90 April 13, 2009

Greese Ball

When a man or woman with a shaved head lubricates it up with vasaline or anal lube and shoves it into a girls beef drapes
Wow that baldy gave that bitch a GREESE BALL
Greese Ball by Patrick Hennessy February 23, 2005

greese burger 

dude look at that greese burger,i think someone wus getting it one last night.

Greese Cake 

A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.
My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.
Greese Cake by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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