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Greese is a word that is used to imply someone talking shit
Guy 1. Ā Halle berry was my first girlfriend
Guy 2. Stop chatting greese

or
Guy 2 say to Guy 3 "He's greesing it up"
Greese by koeeeeeeeeeeeeeiako April 27, 2010
Words you can keep
1. A retard, or Jonathan.

2. A faget that run his hands through his hair.
3. Runny oilly stuff.
4. Found in the Vajina
5. He likes to smell pussys
Wow look at that greese MASTER running his hands in his hair.
To take your pot with you to the throne so when you cough it helps you poop
To grees the pipes
I took my bong with me when I went to greese the pipes
Greese by anonymous February 8, 2022

greese trucks  

A group of food truck vendors located on the College Avenue campus of Rutgers University at New Brunswick, New Jersey. They are known for serving "Fat Sandwiches", a sub roll containing an ensemble of ingredients such as steak, cheese, chicken fingers, French fries, mozzarella sticks, gyro meat, bacon, jalapeƱo peppers, and more.
greese trucks ar great for drunk munchies
greese trucks by kmswbinj90 April 13, 2009

Greese Ball

When a man or woman with a shaved head lubricates it up with vasaline or anal lube and shoves it into a girls beef drapes
Wow that baldy gave that bitch a GREESE BALL
Greese Ball by Patrick Hennessy February 23, 2005

greese burger 

used condom
dude look at that greese burger,i think someone wus getting it one last night.

Greese Cake 

A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.
My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.
Greese Cake by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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