Greese
Guy 1. Halle berry was my first girlfriend
Guy 2. Stop chatting greese
or
Guy 2 say to Guy 3 "He's greesing it up"
Guy 2. Stop chatting greese
or
Guy 2 say to Guy 3 "He's greesing it up"
Greese by koeeeeeeeeeeeeeiako April 27, 2010
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Greese
1. A retard, or Jonathan.
2. A faget that run his hands through his hair.
3. Runny oilly stuff.
4. Found in the Vajina
5. He likes to smell pussys
2. A faget that run his hands through his hair.
3. Runny oilly stuff.
4. Found in the Vajina
5. He likes to smell pussys
Greese by Tasty Sub Sandwhich May 3, 2010
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When a man or woman with a shaved head lubricates it up with vasaline or anal lube and shoves it into a girls beef drapes
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A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.
My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.
Greese Cake by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004
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