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Gooste
A beautiful girl, who's funny, who's smart, who's unique, who's friendly, who will brighten up your day no matter how bad it was,a girl who's understanding and accepting, who's like you but not Gooste is a dream girl
Gooste by Ugly snack and I'm gonna get y June 8, 2015
Goosetard
A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Gooftext
A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle
Gooftext by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023
Goosht
1) Goosht is used to describe something that is good or a good feeling (adjective)
2) Goosht is also used as doing something fun or something that is amazing (verb)
3) The third form of Goosht means meat in Farsi (noun)
2) Goosht is also used as doing something fun or something that is amazing (verb)
3) The third form of Goosht means meat in Farsi (noun)
Ex. 1:
Bob: Hey Joe, what's up?
Joe: I was just elected class president, I'm feeling so goosht!
Bob: Oh man! That is goosht, let's go celebrate!
Ex. 2:
Aaron: Happy Birthday Sam!
Sam: Thanks Aaron! We're going to a club tonight for drinks, want to come?
Aaron: Yeah man, we are going to goosht it tonight!
Ex. 3:
Jim: Dad, can we have goosht for dinner?
Dad: Yes son, you need to put some meat on your bones! Goosht is a great idea for tonight's dinner!
Bob: Hey Joe, what's up?
Joe: I was just elected class president, I'm feeling so goosht!
Bob: Oh man! That is goosht, let's go celebrate!
Ex. 2:
Aaron: Happy Birthday Sam!
Sam: Thanks Aaron! We're going to a club tonight for drinks, want to come?
Aaron: Yeah man, we are going to goosht it tonight!
Ex. 3:
Jim: Dad, can we have goosht for dinner?
Dad: Yes son, you need to put some meat on your bones! Goosht is a great idea for tonight's dinner!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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