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a fantasy football game that has the 2 best ballers in the league going head to head, stands for Game Of Mutha Fucking Year. A true bombastic match of the 2 Leaders

Man, Jeff is up against Todd this week, with both players having a 5-1 squad. Even lower half of league is keeping an eye on this GOMFY, certainly tacos and jackassery will reign supreme....one for the ages

GOMFY by Jeff Dailey January 19, 2009

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Goofy Twat

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018

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GOMFY • goofy • Goofy ahh • Goofy Goober • gommy • goofy ass nigga • Goofy nigga • GOMF • Goofy Ah • goffy

Goofy Ahh

𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘧𝘺 𝘢𝘩𝘩 (Goo-Fee, AAaa) is commonly seen commented on tiktok or other social media when someone posts or comments something that is cringey or dumb. Stems from aave or Ebonics.

The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.

Person A: I think Juice is the greatest rapper of all time

Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀

Goofy Ahh by curedoesnotexist March 23, 2022

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Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.

I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.

Gompy Balls by keepinit247 February 21, 2011

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goofy

A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill

“You a fuckin goofy bro”

goofy by Rosee0326 August 1, 2018

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Goofy Goober

A lovable Goof Ball

Me: YOU GOOFY GOOBER!

Goofy Goober by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019

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Goofy Sleuth

An outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won't stop studying your every move from a safe distance. They are usually unaware that you are aware.

Every so often I look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.

Goofy Sleuth by gis_in_my October 10, 2016

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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