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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!

oh my god god 

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
oh my god god by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

god godman 

A man so obsessed with brass instruments that he turns into a literal god and his god-like powers will consume all the other instruments.
"Oh No! Robby is playing the bass trombone he's gonna turn into God Godman!!!"
god godman by GingerJesusII November 27, 2019

Lit God/Goddess

Lit = Cool, Turnt
God/Goddess = Image, A person who is adored, or beauty

Or

It could mean you just a really cool ass person everyone likes / wishes to be you
-Wow she's a lit God/Goddess

- I know dude everyone likes her !
Lit God/Goddess by Lit April 11, 2016

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

God_Eat_God 

1) The sickest, craziest, backwards crawling, red dot shooting, back door party havenest VIP that that has ever graced the screens of any AA player. Often seen smoking in the VIP room with zzzzZZZZzzzz, Huezo, and Li. Hater of all cows and campers.

2) The only player to be named directly in the manual "You cant nade God, why even try"
The streets lay strewn with the dead, in wake of God_Eat_God
God_Eat_God by GEG217 December 3, 2009