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God dam (noun): usually someone, sometimes something, which blocks the creational flow of God.
a blasphemer that calls themselves God.
a schizophrenic who thinks they have God like powers. thinks they have created something with God like powers.
someone who critisizes Gods plan, constantly analyzes God, or even forces their own interpretation of God on another human being, animal, or plant.

: an idea that causes you to doubt in, or attempt to block, the almighty, fluid, and ever-present, passing, creating, and manifesting powers of God.
man #1: "how am i apart of Gods plan?"(God dam)

man #2 "shut up.."

...........
girl #1: "i can make it rain"
girl #2: " i wonder if i can make it rain too?!"(situation is a 'God dam')
...........
Destiny/fate(is an idea which, by nature, is a God dam)
God dam by asianlady October 20, 2008
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god dam it 

god dam it by ben archer October 2, 2003

"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches 

A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels
"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"

God dammit Krupa! 

Phrase used when your friend just simply ruins everything. Often.
Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

Damn you. God damn you all to hell 

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."

God damn it Nappa! 

What you say when "God damn it" just doesn't suffice-- you need to damn it even harder. First used by Vegeta in Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, it has come to be commonly used to express one's inner torment.
"Oh God damn it Nappa! that's disgusting!"

"Oh God damn it Nappa, no one is going to get that."

"God damn it Nappa"

"But that's impossible-- my transmitter was off the entire time! Whose transmitter could have been . . .

. . . God damn it Nappaaa!!!!!!!"
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