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GIRTH KING

THE GIRTH KING THIS NIGGA IS INSANEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HE KILLED 15 DUDES WITH A WHIP OF HIS DICK! HE SAVED MY LIFE 50 TIMES! THIS DUDE IS A HERO HE SAVE 69 KIDS FROM A BURING HOSPITAL@@!@!!!

BUT AT THE SAME TIME HES FUCKING INSANRFBSD HE ATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDS CATS!!! ALL 27 OF THEM!1!+!

HE LOVES LEAB
GUY 1 "YO ITS GIRTH KING"
GUY1'S GIRFREND "IM SORRY BABE I GOTTA GET THE GIRTH"
GUY1 "DAMN"
by NotGIRTHKING September 7, 2022
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King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.
"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"
by Dbung September 22, 2005
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Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.
Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."
by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015
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Girthling

someone who has a very girthy cock.
girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.
by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011
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girthling

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.
by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011
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Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous
Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing
by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018
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