King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.
"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"
by Dbung September 22, 2005
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Gurth of Hades

The penis of the Devil
"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)
by Dbung September 22, 2005
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Gurth Burger

A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper.
"Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burger!"
by Dbung September 22, 2005
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