Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dbung

Gurth Burger

A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper.

"Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burger!"

Gurth Burger by Dbung September 22, 2005

Merch

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

King Gurth by Dbung September 22, 2005

Merch

"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)

Gurth of Hades by Dbung September 22, 2005

Merch